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The Face of Stupidity

16.06.2011 (11:10 am) – Filed under: Sports,Stupidity ::

Want to see the poster-boy for asinine, mindless thug behavior? Look no further than this Candadian fool whose team lost game 7 of the Stanley Cup at home in Vancouver.

 

Matt Gurney, a member of the editorial board for The National Post chain of newspapers, says the entire nation was embarrassed by the riots and the international attention it has attracted.

“There’s nothing cultural about Vancouver that could explain this. It’s not a rough industrial city,” he says. “It takes a lot to provoke a Canadian so when the rest of us are looking at them and saying, ‘You people are idiots,’ they have to concede the point.”

Principals, Principles, and Proper Policy

17.05.2011 (12:31 pm) – Filed under: Education,Stupidity ::

A student is being punished for her after-the-fact reporting of wrongdoing by her classmates. Obviously this is the wrong way for administrators to gain the trust of teenagers. Policies must be applied in conjunction with the exercise of judgment, not blindly.

DAYTON, Ohio — A charter school student who said she saw two classmates having sex on a bus during a group spring break trip is being punished for reporting the incident, her mother said

TSA Humor: First Body Cavity Search

12.11.2010 (9:22 am) – Filed under: Humor,National Security,Stupidity ::

Found as the background image on a TSA computer at the Indianapolis airport:

The TSA's Sense of Humor Makes Me Nervous

Yeah, that’s REAL funny, jerks.

Amazon Taking Heat for Doing the Right Thing

11.11.2010 (8:45 am) – Filed under: Media,Stupidity ::

Amazingly, Paul Carr of TechCrunch has come out against Amazon’s decision to remove a pedophiliac’s handbook from its e-shelves. His rationale? The same information is available elsewhere.

This is exactly the sort of unprincipled non-think that has would-be intellectuals second-guessing the Cold War now that it’s over. Principles matter, Paul, and people in the media ought to know that and applaud anyone who does what’s right rather than spouting nonsense about how it doesn’t matter.

Sorry, but Amazon is entirely within their rights to sell or refuse to sell any product, at any time, for any reason. If the company’s judgment is that selling a perv’s guide to kiddie porn hurts their image and/or bottom line then that’s Amazon’s business, not yours.

A Country Gone Mad

04.10.2010 (6:30 am) – Filed under: England,Race,Stupidity ::

The United Kingdom is our parent country in many respects; however, it seems that our cousins across the Atlantic have gone mad, first with their kow-towing to Muslim extremism in their streets and now by actively seeking out – and presumedly correcting – racist toddlers:

Teachers are being forced to report children as young as three to the authorities for using alleged ‘racist’ language, it was claimed last night.

Munira Mirza, a senior advisor to London Mayor Boris Johnson, said schools were being made to spy on nursery age youngsters by the Race Relations Act 2000.

More than a quarter of a million children have been accused of racism since it became law, she said.

Writing in Prospect magazine, she said: ‘The more we seek to measure racism, the more it seems to grow.

Wow, that’s a profound statement.  Of course, the more I seek to count yellow cars, the more of them I seek to find.  Moreover, even if the thought police were proven correct, racism is a natural part of the human concern.  Ugly, yes.  Undesirable, yes.  A matter for government action?  No.

Gunman Dead at U. of Texas

28.09.2010 (10:04 am) – Filed under: Crime,Society,Stupidity ::

image A psycho gunman was loose on a college campus this A.M. and is believed to have committed suicide.  A second armed perpetrator is alleged and the search is underway for this person.

I’ve asked this question before, but what ever happened to the era of quiet desperation when the terminally insane simply shot themselves? What’s with the incessant need for sinking people to take others down with them?

Latest news indicates 10 shots may have been fired from an AK-47. The gunman aside, no one seems to have been hurt.

Cold Showers and How Sometimes Liberal Guilt is Hilarious

29.10.2009 (12:53 pm) – Filed under: Environment,Liberalism,Stupidity ::

The overblown, self-important angst of some liberals is so stupid it’s painfully funny to watch.  The cold shower to this humor is the knowledge that such people will occasionally act on their feelings, motivated by their self-inflicted guilt, and attempt to force their conclusions on the rest of us.

 The latest case in point comes from Slate’s Nina Shen Rastogi, who wonders about her daily bathing habit.

I know that taking long, hot showers is an environmental no-no. But now that the weather’s getting colder, I just can’t face the day without one. Exactly how much damage am I doing to the planet?

Good grief!  Am I supposed to take a cold shower in the middle of winter to assuage Nina’s conscience?  The answer to her question is a resounding “Who cares?!”

Happily the bulk of the rest of Nina’s article focuses on the costs of heating water, flow rates, water temperatures, and the like – good, practical issues that homeowners should consider.

The reason they’re worth thinking about isn’t Nina and other liberals’ indulgent guilt, it’s because they are pocketbook issues.  Like so many other issues, that’s the only reason Americans should consider the duration of their morning ritual in the shower – the economics of the event.

Sometimes a Show is Just a Show

31.05.2009 (9:32 pm) – Filed under: Politics,Stupidity ::

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Sometimes I have to wonder why people think they need to have an opinion on everything.  Case in point: A man took his wife to the theater in New York and the Republican National Convention felt it necessary to respond critically to this act of kindness because the man was Barack Obama.

“As President Obama prepares to wing into Manhattan’s theater district on Air Force One to take in a Broadway show, GM is preparing to file bankruptcy and families across America continue to struggle to pay their bills,” RNC spokeswoman Gail Gitcho said in an email this afternoon.

With thinking like this, it’s small wonder that this organization’s “product” has been two crushing defeats in as many election cycles.

News flash: American families have always struggled to pay the bills, even at the height of economic prosperity.  And GM was doomed to bankruptcy decades ago.  That it’s happening now is a nice coincidence given Mr. Obama’s anti-business agenda; however, the seeds were sown before the new president was even born.

If there’s a story here – and there ought to be – it’s that GM’s death knell was struck the day it gave in to the unions’ demands for higher-than-market-value wages and benefits.  The result was GM’s promise to provide life-long health care to retirees, an agreement that makes the company impossible to operate profitably now, a fact that makes it a perfect target for Democrat’s de facto nationalization.

Obviously none of this has anything to do with First Lady Michelle Obama collecting on the promise of a night out from her husband, which is the whole point.  The RNC should simply shut up and be thought fools rather than speak and leave no doubt.

Thinking Self Destruction, Not Others’

11.03.2009 (12:09 pm) – Filed under: Crime,Stupidity ::

There’s a mistaken idea floating around in some of our heads telling us that suicide is the most tragic end that a person can come to.  While self destruction is a tragedy, there are far worse actions that the depressed, angry, or insane can take, as demonstrated this week in Winnenden, Germany when a former student, preliminarily id’ed as Tim Kretschmer, entered a high school and murdered 10 students and 3 teachers before killing 3 more people while on the run by police before being cornered.

His motives are unknown.

Then, in Samson, Alabama, 28-year-old Michael McClendon went on a similarly pointless rampage in his hometown, killing 10 people and wounding 6 more, including his mother, grandparents, and other family members.

Like the German murderer, McClendon’s motives are unknown and perhaps undefinable.

Frankly, who cares what prompts people like this to act like animals?

At the risk of being cynically nostalgic, what ever happened to the good old days when the deranged simply killed themselves instead of everyone else around them?

How to Save Elkhart, Indiana (and Whether We Should)

11.02.2009 (5:19 pm) – Filed under: Finance,Stupidity ::

Barack Obama recently dropped in on Elkhart, Indiana to pitch the virtues of the Democrat’s now-$789B spending plan.  Unemployment there is over 15%, having more than tripled since Obama burst on the scene as an upstart challenger to Hillary Clinton’s presidential bid last fall.  Dick Moore, the town’s mayor, says, ""People are hanging in there, but … I don’t think we’ve hit the bottom yet."

No, probably not.  Elkhart’s economic base is essentially a one-trick pony – manufacturing recreational vehicles, a luxury item whose demand curve is, obviously highly elastic.  Until there’s an overall expansion of income – and income security – Elkhart will be on the ropes.  RobWarrior says the Obama administration needs to come up with a plan to save Elkhart, Indiana

How would the government accomplish this worthy goal?  Perhaps the first step is to ask another question:  Should we even try?

(This is an opportune moment to say that I was born and raised less than an hour from Elkhart.  But I’m not an expert on local dynamics; call me an interested observer instead.  I remember fondly having cross country and wrestling meets there as a teen and many of my childhood friends still live in the area, though our contact is irregular at best.  I’m motivated to follow Rob’s lead on this – but at what cost?  What’s best for a handful of Elkharts across the nation may be sub-optimal or even disastrous for the nation as a whole.)

My thought at seeing where Obama had first chosen to face the people mano-y-mano was, "I wonder what kind of reception he’s going to get there."  The answer was predictable: 

When his unemployment runs out next month, "I don’t know what I’m going to do," [Ed] Neufeldt says. "I’ve been trying to find a job, but there aren’t any jobs out there. I can’t even get a minimum-wage job."

He didn’t vote for Obama, but he’s backing him now. In fact, Neufeldt will introduce the president at Monday’s town-hall-style meeting. "Sometimes you don’t care too much for the coach," he says, "but you’re praying for him to win."

Small-town Indiana, much like all of small-town America, is solidly Republican.  Neufeldt, my own family, and my old friends are exactly the kind of people who Barack Obama snidely dismissed as clinging to their guns and God when times get rough.  Well, times are tough in Elkhart and the surrounding area and even people who are pretty damn sure that Obama’s liberal agenda is bunk are depending on him as their first line of defense before falling back to more "primitive" means to sustain their hope for the short-term future.

When prognosticating or electioneering it is easy to dismiss the intellect and seriousness of people who, for example, work on the assembly line building mobile homes.  That’s what Obama did in front of his snobby set in San Francisco.  Then reality intruded.  While Elkhart and places like it are objectively behind the curve in terms of technology, an educated workforce, and modern employment opportunities, such towns and people are, in fact, America – much more so than the big-city folks who fly over Indiana whilst wheeling and dealing.

The fact that university diplomas are somewhat scarce in these towns does not mean that the people who live and work there are either gullible or stupid, something that is often overlooked by the bi-coastal elite.

This is important when it comes to talking about how to save these towns from the financial disaster that’s emanated from Wall Street and is threatening to inundate Main Street, USA as a consequence.  Identifying with my former friends and neighbors for a moment, I’ll say that frankly we don’t give a damn that Bear Stearns tanked or WaMu had to scuttle itself to avoid bankruptcy.  We know that the big-headed big-shots in D.C. and New York screwed us, themselves, and their cousins during the financial debacle by not telling the truth about their financial situations and re-processing/re-packaging failing loan portfolios in order to pass the losses onto other parties.

We also know that we bear significant blame ourselves, or at least those of us who took out credit card debt or a home or automobile loan that they knew damn well they wouldn’t be able to afford to pay back if anything disrupted their paycheck-to-paycheck, net-zero cash flow existence.

And we also know that this self-flagellation is only partially justified because the Clinton administration’s mandates forced lenders to engage in what must be called inherently unsound lending practices in order to comply with liberal interpretations of non-discrimination.  We know these were bad regulations, as all such requirements that force businesses and individuals to act against their own interests are bad.

Faith is why all of this matters, in the event, dear reader, you were wondering.  Faith in God, self, and yes, on occasion even in guns, is not foreign to middle – and middle-class – America.  But faith in government and its solutions is justifiably at low tide.  No bailout, stimulus, or – let’s be honest with each other, if no one else will – massive spending plan will succeed in its primary objective of restoring consumer confidence unless faith in the man-made market is restored as a precondition.

That’s why it matters that CEOs of floundering banks, borrowers of untold and untraced billions, be held quite near the flames when it comes to paying executive bonuses with money extracted from the government for the purpose of averting imminent bankruptcy – to restore our faith in the failed system.

And that’s why it matters that the average citizen believes in the Democrat’s spending plan, because it will not achieve its purpose without that belief, regardless of how many hundreds of billions of dollars are poured into government make-work programs.  That hasn’t happened yet, with only 16% of American’s polled believing that the Democrat’s plan will help "a lot".  Another 48% say the plan will help "some", however, meaning that we’re taking a wait-and-see attitude toward the problem.

What Americans are waiting for should be obvious – we’re waiting for a stimulus package that, A) will actually stimulate the economy NOW, and B) spends the money on important, core bi-partisan projects.  Average Americans aren’t cheering Congress on because neither the House nor the Senate has given the people what they want and need in order to save Elkhart and other small towns from Depression-like economic conditions.

Should Elkhart be saved?  Speaking specifically about this town and considering its present form, I’d say that it doesn’t deserve special consideration.  The town’s over-dependence on the recreational vehicle and mobile home manufacturing business makes it vulnerable in a down job market.  This is a repeat lesson that we should have learned from watching the effects of the steel industry meltdown that devastated Pennsylvania in the 1970s and the oil bust that sent much of Texas into a funk in the 1980s.  Economic diversity is essential for localities to thrive through the inevitable market booms and busts.  Elkhart put all its eggs in one basket; now the town is watching that basket disappear in a cloud of smoke.

Looking at the situation from the macro level, as Rob has done and Barack Obama and the Democrats must do, small towns across American contribute significantly to both the culture and economy of this country.  It’s essential that government priorities – should a spending bill be passed – recognize that much, if not most, of the living, working, paying taxes, and dying done in America takes place in small and mid-sized towns like Elkhart, Indiana.  Taxpayer funding of government projects should therefore be directed toward rural and small-town America in proportion to the economic contributions these regions make to the nation.

Because virtually all such localities voted for John McCain in the 2008 election there may be the temptation on the part of Democrats to punish these areas financially.  This cannot be allowed to happen.  In the post-partisan world that Barack Obama promised us, such retribution would be unthinkable.  Given Congress’ work on the spending package to-date, I’m not so optimistic.