May 28, 2024

Texas Drivers

This could be based on actual research…

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the past five years,
whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive
pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the
circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers
in 74.7 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh, Shit!”

Only the state of Texas was different, where 92.3 percent of the final
words were, “Hey Y’all, hold my beer and watch this!”


Marc is a software developer, writer, and part-time political know-it-all who currently resides in Texas in the good ol' U.S.A.

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