August 11, 2022

Funny Stuff!

This was so funny that I had to re-start the blog just to have a place to put it. Thanks to David Broussard for sending this.

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that our government can track a cow born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
sleeps in the state of Washington and then track
her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

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THE CONSTITUTION

They! keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it’s worked
for over 200 years and we’re not using it anymore.

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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post “Thou
Shalt Not Steal”, “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery”
and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a
hostile work environment!

marc

Marc is a software developer, writer, and part-time political know-it-all who currently resides in Texas in the good ol' U.S.A.

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