December 8, 2022

Sit Down, Bill Clinton

What should Bill Clinton’s role in the election be?  What does his country need from him?  Here is the answer to these burning questions:

When you told us you didn’t inhale, with that little twinkle in your eye, we believed you and loved you even more.

I know you want your wife to win. A lot of us want a Democrat in 2008. But you’re getting mean Bill. That twinkle in your eye is starting to look more like crazy eye.

You’re actually disenfranchising folks this time around, dividing the electorate at a time we need to come together.

And Bill, you’re starting to make stuff up. And this time, we’re noticing. It’s a new era, Bill; everything you say is recorded and broadcast.

So what we’re asking, Bill, is that you just shut up.

Just shut up.

Sincerely, Pretty Much Everyone

While I’d rather have Hillary Clinton as president than the other Democratic candidates, Bill’s use of the bully pulpit has been excessive and people have noticed.  Not all of them approve.

marc

Marc is a software developer, writer, and part-time political know-it-all who currently resides in Texas in the good ol' U.S.A.

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