Now that’s what I call true humor! Or is it reality? h/t Ann Althouse
Category: Humor
Like This is Gonna Happen
The Jerusalem Post says that a "senior member" of President Bush’s posse said that Bush and Dick Cheney said that military action against Iran is warranted. In other news, the Chicago Cubs will win the World Series this year and al Qaeda has issued a public statement saying that the terrorist network is laying down…
Fun With Puns
Here’s a few cute puns, courtesy of my darling wife. I particularly liked #1 and #9, FWIW. 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to…
FJS and Gun Nuts
Hilarious! And a Simpsons pic to boot!
November Fools’ Day?
And if that face doesn’t inspire trust I don’t know whose possibly could! The Guardian reports that, because of the clamor for his services throughout America, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has generously offered to act as an election monitor during the Great Satan’s 2008 presidential election: “If the White House officials allow us to be present…
British Illegal Wants to go Home
Mokhtar Tabet dislikes living in Britain rather a lot it seems: He said: “The council evicted me from my home in September and moved me to Streatham, which I don’t like. “The new place is small, and the kitchen closes at 9pm, so I can’t have anything to eat late at night. They have taken…
And They Marry Their Cousins Too
The Houston Chronicle says that Arkansas state rep. Pam Adcock is trying again to change state House rules that ban a cup of water on a desk but allow a day’s worth of tobacco juice. Tobacco juice?! I was unaware that this substance was, well, a commodity of any kind. I’m imagining it as a…
Hilarious Sign
Harsh!
Don’t ever be late!
I got this in an email from my dad, and I couldn’t resist posting it. A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. However, he…
Of Ants and Grasshoppers
Received this unattributed depiction of liberalism in the natural world via email: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls…