Missourah’s take on the whole “if you dare to disagree with President Obama then you’re a racist” shtick that defines the Democrats these days would be a riot if it weren’t mostly true.
Category: Humor
The Haircut
In an email from Chuck Moore: One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked About his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and left The shop. When the barber went to open…
Why So Serious?
Copied from Atlas Shrugged
Hope n’ Change re Iran
Mr. Polite says: after just excusing a Black Panther for intimidating white voters with a nightstick, he doesn’t want to look like a hypocrite just because a few Iranian voters get beaten. Or worse. Very succinct and very apt, methinks.
A Sade Looke Upone Mightye Englande’s Falle
Iowawawk’s Chaucer-esque recounting of Great Britain’s fatal affair with accommodation and appeasement is, sadly, both hilarious and true. It starts a bit slow, but give it a chance!
Important Stimulus Payment Information
This year, taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus Payment from the federal government. Below are some common questions and answers about the program. Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q….
Mexican Police Tag Vandals – Excelente!
Police in Monterrey, Mexico know how to handle teenaged vandals in their town – literally spray-painting their stupid butts as a form of public embarrassment. Four teenagers say police in a northern Mexican town spray-painted their hair, shoes and buttocks to teach them not to paint graffiti on public property. Hey, the punishment fits the…
The Ultimate Programmer
Here’s the best programming joke from a recent StackOverflow list of good ones: Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and…
Lightening Up!
Polimom says that it’s time to lighten up around here. I admit that my outlook has been a bit bleak lately, but darn it, that’s why this site is called **Black Shards**, after all! 🙂 Still, good advice. As it happens, I was contemplating the nature and depth of Barack Obama’s relationship to the country’s…
Sarah Palin on SNL…ZZZzzz….
I stayed up to watch Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live, wondering if John was right to fear that Palin would embarrass herself or the SNL team would do it for her. That didn’t happen. In fact, the show was a completely humorless bore save for a hilarious two-minute “Palin Rap” by Amy Poehler. SNL…