May 30, 2024

Joke Guaranteed to Piss Off a Muslim

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim fundamentalists are so quick to blow themselves up and commit suicide generally. Let’s see now …

  • No beer
  • No booze
  • No bars
  • No television
  • No Internet
  • No baseball
  • No football
  • No basketball
  • No hockey
  • No golf
  • Soccer only, and all the time
  • No tailgate parties
  • No hooters
  • No pork BBQ
  • No hot dogs
  • No burgers
  • No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
  • Rags for clothes and hats
  • Eating with the right hand cause you wipe with the left
  • Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
  • No music
  • No radio
  • You can’t shave
  • Your wife can’t shave
  • You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung
  • Women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
  • Your bride is picked by someone else
  • She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

— Authot Unknown


Marc is a software developer, writer, and part-time political know-it-all who currently resides in Texas in the good ol' U.S.A.

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